Remember we're all in this alone.
Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Lily Tomlin

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
Lily Tomlin

The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin

The road to success is always under construction.
Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
Lily Tomlin

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Lily Tomlin

We are all in this together, by ourselves.
Lily Tomlin

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
Lily Tomlin

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Lily Tomlin

We're all in this alone.
Lily Tomlin

What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
Lily Tomlin

What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.
Lily Tomlin

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
Lily Tomlin