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What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.
It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!
And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.
I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
I like my friends because they make me feel normal, even though I'm not.
I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.
People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.
If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.
Do you know what 'meteorologist' means in English? It means liar.
I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.
The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.
My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform.
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!
I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.
I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy.
Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it's a jigsaw of a blue sky. Not a cloud in sight.
If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'
One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.
I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.
Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.
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