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Les Dawson Quotes
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Les Dawson
Men
,
Help
,
Enough
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Les Dawson
Funny
,
Living
,
Used
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Les Dawson
Time
,
Sex
,
Wife
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
Les Dawson
Mother
,
Law
,
Tell
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
Les Dawson
Marriage
,
Couple
,
Finish
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Biography
Nationality:
English
Type:
Comedian
Born:
February 2
, 1933
Died:
June 10
, 1993
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