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Les Dawson Quotes
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Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
English Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
February 2, 1933
Date of Death:
June 10, 1993
Nationality:
English
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Les Dawson

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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
Les Dawson

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Les Dawson

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Les Dawson

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
Les Dawson

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Les Dawson



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