In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron.
Lee Trevino

Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play.
Lee Trevino

Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player.
Lee Trevino

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.
Lee Trevino

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
Lee Trevino

No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
Lee Trevino

Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.
Lee Trevino

One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.
Lee Trevino

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.
Lee Trevino

Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.
Lee Trevino

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
Lee Trevino

The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went over there on a trip in the early 1970s, and the King and I played five holes. I've never been that nervous in my life.
Lee Trevino

The older I get the better I used to be!
Lee Trevino

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
Lee Trevino

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
Lee Trevino

When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course.
Lee Trevino

Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me.
Lee Trevino

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Lee Trevino

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
Lee Trevino