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I'm a walking, talking enigma.
I'm anti-cheese in a salad.
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.
Golf and dating don't mix.
I don't have many friends.
I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.
No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.
I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.
All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it.
I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it.
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.
In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.
Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.
My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.
Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.
I don't like to say anything good. I feel like I'll jinx myself.
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
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