Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
Larry David

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
Larry David

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
Larry David

At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
Larry David

Drugs scared me.
Larry David

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
Larry David

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.
Larry David

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
Larry David

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
Larry David

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
Larry David


I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
Larry David

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
Larry David

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.
Larry David

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
Larry David

I just feed off the energy of the audience.
Larry David

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
Larry David

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
Larry David

I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
Larry David

I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
Larry David

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
Larry David