Kinky Friedman Quotes

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Kinky Friedman

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Kinky Friedman

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
Kinky Friedman

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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We were a country band with a social conscience.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
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When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
Kinky Friedman

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman Quotes

Type: Musician Quotes Category: American Musician Quotes Date of Birth: November 1, 1944 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Kinky Friedman Related Authors: Kurt Cobain Jimi Hendrix Bob Dylan Jim Morrison Michael Jackson Jerry Garcia Ted Nugent Dolly Parton Janis Joplin	1 - 2 - 3 May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. Kinky Friedman Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Kinky Friedman Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. Kinky Friedman No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. Kinky Friedman Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. Kinky Friedman Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. Kinky Friedman Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. Kinky Friedman The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. Kinky Friedman The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. Kinky Friedman The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' Kinky Friedman The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. Kinky Friedman The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. Kinky Friedman These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable. Kinky Friedman We were a country band with a social conscience. Kinky Friedman We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. Kinky Friedman We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. Kinky Friedman We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. Kinky Friedman Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. Kinky Friedman When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. Kinky Friedman William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. Kinky Friedman 1 - 2 - 3