Kinky Friedman Quotes

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
Kinky Friedman

Drinking, Admit, Swallow

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
Kinky Friedman

Drinking, Admit, Swallow

I don't apologize to people with an agenda.
Kinky Friedman

Apologize, Agenda

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
Kinky Friedman

Life, Happy, Remember

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
Kinky Friedman

Place, Hair, Show

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
Kinky Friedman

Number, Texas, Taxes

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
Kinky Friedman

War, Keep, Oklahoma

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
Kinky Friedman

Bad, Except, Sign

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
Kinky Friedman

School, Prayer, Tell

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
Kinky Friedman

Women, Care, Young

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
Kinky Friedman

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
Kinky Friedman

Life, Change, Nothing

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
Kinky Friedman

Students, Test, Mark

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
Kinky Friedman

God, Saying, Texas

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
Kinky Friedman

Life, Important, Spirit

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
Kinky Friedman

Getting, System, Screwed

We were a country band with a social conscience.
Kinky Friedman

Country, Conscience, Social

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
Kinky Friedman

Creative, Ballot

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
Kinky Friedman

Number, Telephone, Governor

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
Kinky Friedman

Another, Saint, Patron

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
Kinky Friedman

Country, Leave, Rights

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Nationality: American

Born: November 1, 1944

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