No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
Kin Hubbard

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Kin Hubbard

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Kin Hubbard

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Kin Hubbard

Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
Kin Hubbard

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Kin Hubbard

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Kin Hubbard

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Kin Hubbard

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Kin Hubbard

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Kin Hubbard

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Kin Hubbard

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Kin Hubbard

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Kin Hubbard

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Kin Hubbard

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Kin Hubbard

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Kin Hubbard

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Kin Hubbard

The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Kin Hubbard

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Kin Hubbard

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Kin Hubbard