If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
Kin Hubbard

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Kin Hubbard

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
Kin Hubbard

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Kin Hubbard

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
Kin Hubbard

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Kin Hubbard

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Kin Hubbard

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
Kin Hubbard

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
Kin Hubbard

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Kin Hubbard

It's the good loser who finally loses out.
Kin Hubbard

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Kin Hubbard

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Kin Hubbard

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Kin Hubbard

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Kin Hubbard

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Kin Hubbard

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Kin Hubbard

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Kin Hubbard

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kin Hubbard

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
Kin Hubbard