Kathy Griffin Quotes

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.
Kathy Griffin

Great, Survivor, Celebrity

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.
Kathy Griffin

Special, Comedy, Biography

I'm basically always on tour.
Kathy Griffin

Tour, Basically

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
Kathy Griffin

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.
Kathy Griffin

Laugh, Try, Tell

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
Kathy Griffin

List, Imaginable

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.
Kathy Griffin

House, Hours, Month

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.
Kathy Griffin

Life, Act, Reflected

My act is based on my life.
Kathy Griffin

Life, Act, Based

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.
Kathy Griffin

Great, Friend, America

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.
Kathy Griffin

Love, Food, Loves

Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
Kathy Griffin

Remember, Journalist, Comedian

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.
Kathy Griffin

Off, Wonder, Limits

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
Kathy Griffin

Help, Regret, Yes

That's life when you're on the D-list.
Kathy Griffin

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.
Kathy Griffin

Why, Loved, Temptation

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
Kathy Griffin

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
Kathy Griffin

Stupid, Real, Teenagers

Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity.
Kathy Griffin

Real, Celebrity, Jon

When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version.
Kathy Griffin

Book, Reading, Hear

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.
Kathy Griffin

Person, Thinking, Pretty

I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone... it's a joke!
Kathy Griffin

Life, Time, Mistakes

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.
Kathy Griffin

Hate, Cannot, Write

I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people's words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.
Kathy Griffin

Love, Great, Saying

I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.
Kathy Griffin

Different, Honest, Standard

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: November 4, 1961

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