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Kathy Griffin Quotes
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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: November 4, 1961 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Kathy Griffin Related Authors: Steven Wright Josh Billings Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg James Thurber Rodney Dangerfield George Carlin |
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.
Kathy Griffin A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor. Kathy Griffin But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people. Kathy Griffin Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice. Kathy Griffin Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand. Kathy Griffin Have I gone too far? Kathy Griffin I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at. Kathy Griffin I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming. Kathy Griffin I am in love with Larry David. Kathy Griffin I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R. Kathy Griffin I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time. Kathy Griffin I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV. Kathy Griffin I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style. Kathy Griffin I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard. Kathy Griffin I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown. Kathy Griffin I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly. Kathy Griffin I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great. Kathy Griffin I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography. Kathy Griffin I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging. Kathy Griffin I'm basically always on tour. Kathy Griffin I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men. Kathy Griffin I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable. Kathy Griffin If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night. Kathy Griffin It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month. Kathy Griffin My act has always reflected what's going on in my life. Kathy Griffin My act is based on my life. Kathy Griffin No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there. Kathy Griffin So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits. Kathy Griffin So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it. Kathy Griffin That's life when you're on the D-list. Kathy Griffin That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it. Kathy Griffin The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are. Kathy Griffin The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid. Kathy Griffin The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends. Kathy Griffin Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true. Kathy Griffin |
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