A laugh is a terrible weapon.
Kate O'Brien

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
Kate O'Brien

Hmmm... I never get the answer I think I'm going to get.
Kate O'Brien

I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.
Kate O'Brien

If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
Kate O'Brien

If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.
Kate O'Brien

It's filled with... baking soda. Because it really smells.
Kate O'Brien

My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.
Kate O'Brien