Karl Pilkington Quotes

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
Karl Pilkington

Lonely, Insect, Slug

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?
Karl Pilkington

Time, Big, Else

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
Karl Pilkington

Live, Door, House

I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.
Karl Pilkington

Good, Bad, Weather

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
Karl Pilkington

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
Karl Pilkington

Problem, Head, Bald

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
Karl Pilkington

End, Learned, Idiot

I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
Karl Pilkington

Time, Best, Win

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
Karl Pilkington

Put, Spiteful, Trifle

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
Karl Pilkington

Best, Pet, Someone

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
Karl Pilkington

Wedding, Everything, Reason

Comedy's really subjective, you know.
Karl Pilkington

Comedy, Subjective

I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
Karl Pilkington

Music, Nature, Forward

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
Karl Pilkington

Nature, Fish, Weird

I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage.
Karl Pilkington

Work, Experience, School

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.
Karl Pilkington

Busy, Mean, Night

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.
Karl Pilkington

Life, Exciting, Changed

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.
Karl Pilkington

Nephews, Loads, Nieces

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.
Karl Pilkington

Won, Swimming, Awards

If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
Karl Pilkington

Everything, Done, Two

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
Karl Pilkington

Sometimes, Quite, Stephen

The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
Karl Pilkington

Someone, Book, Person

To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?
Karl Pilkington

Marriage, Long, Together

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
Karl Pilkington

Pet, After, Easy

Share with your Friends

Everyone likes a good quote - don't forget to share.

Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Actor

Born: September 23, 1972

Links

Find on Amazon: Karl Pilkington

Cite this Page: Citation

Popular Topics

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Related Authors

Daniel Radcliffe
Daniel Day-Lewis
Alan Rickman
Ralph Fiennes
Colin Firth
Tim Roth
Jason Statham
More

Get Social with BrainyQuote

BrainyQuote Desktop

BrainyQuote Mobile

Site

Quote of the Day

Social

BQ on Pinterest

Syndication

Funny Quote Feed

Love Quote Feed

Nature Quote Feed

About Us