Julia Sweeney Quotes

Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.
Julia Sweeney

Family, Strange, Face

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
Julia Sweeney

Life, Funny, Death

I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that.
Julia Sweeney

Life, Funny, Great

I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected.
Julia Sweeney

I have lots of energy.
Julia Sweeney

I like going back and writing fiction.
Julia Sweeney

Writing, Fiction

I used to think no one should go into show biz, but now I feel differently. I now feel like it's a great career. If you can do it and make money at it and still not be so famous that you can have a normal life - then I think it's a great career.
Julia Sweeney

Life, Money, Great

I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad.
Julia Sweeney

Time, Bad, Someone

I went with agnosticism for a long, long time because I just hated to say I was an atheist - being an atheist seemed so rigid. But the more I became comfortable with the word, and the more I read, it started to stick.
Julia Sweeney

Time, Long, Word

I'm finally a suburban housewife. Honestly, it's my dream come true.
Julia Sweeney

True, Dream, Finally

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.
Julia Sweeney

While, Realize, Took

I'm not an activist. I'm trying to get off the whole atheist racket.
Julia Sweeney

Trying, Whole, Off

It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go.
Julia Sweeney

Experience, Cancer, Fine

It's so weird to have someone tell you you're sick when you feel really healthy and good.
Julia Sweeney

Good, Someone, Sick

Mostly, I just want to be in my house reading and writing.
Julia Sweeney

Writing, Reading, House

To a certain extent I am taking a leap of faith. I'm adding up the evidence on either side, and I'm seeing the evidence of there not being a God is overwhelming compared to the evidence for there being a God.
Julia Sweeney

Faith, God, Either

Well, you can't be depressed and sad 24 hours a day.
Julia Sweeney

Sad, Depressed, Hours

Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish?
Julia Sweeney

Life, Thinking, Why

You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely turned to it in times of trouble.
Julia Sweeney

Funny, School, Thought

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Nationality: American

Born: October 10, 1961

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