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No, don't learn at karate schools. They overcharge you for karate uniforms. They make you pay, like, fifty or seventy-five bucks just for a karate uniform, and you don't wear a uniform in everyday life, so why train in one? Most fights take place outdoors, not inside with perfect lighting and mats.
I actually went to film school, but I didn't like it. I'm basically self-taught.
Show business always tries to stereotype you, so that is something you have to fight against no matter who you are. A lot of actors who are of a minority background complain that they only get stereotyped roles, and they are 100 percent correct. However, it's also true that, no matter who you are, you get typecast as well.
I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for '30 Rock'. Some people think we're old friends from 'Second City' days. I had always been a fan of Tina's. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom.
I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.
Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.
Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, I'm perfect.
Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer.
My shirt and my hat always say 'World Champion' in some language. English, Spanish, Chinese, 'Star Wars' language, which is also known as Aurebesh, mermaid language.
As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies.
Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.
I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.
I don't live in a fancy neighborhood.
I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's annoying.
I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
Soccer and ping-pong are my two favorite sports to play.
You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.
I'm not one of those kind of people who does the observational 'Hey, don't you hate it when you're at the grocery store and the line's long and the cash register starts taking too long.' I don't really do that kind of stuff. I'm heavy on persona, and I do a lot of interacting with the audience.
I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.
As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real.
I am the greatest marital artist in the world.
I became a wrestling fan in college. So, I was more of a wrestling fan as an adult than when I was a little kid.
I get hecklers all the time!
I like hanging out at non-showbizzy places.
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