Jon Cryer Quotes

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.
Jon Cryer

Time, Money, Ignorance

I just show up and try to find the joy in every situation.
Jon Cryer

Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.
Jon Cryer

Show, Hobby, Thrilled

Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist.
Jon Cryer

Apparently, Pro, Cyclist

Critics can say horrible things. It only hurts when I agree with them.
Jon Cryer

Hurts, Agree, Critics

Every time one person gets a piece of information, the likelihood of that information being exposed grows exponentially. It's no longer two people. It's two people squared.
Jon Cryer

Time, Person, Two

I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse.
Jon Cryer

Imagine, York, Performing

I feel like I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area.
Jon Cryer

Potential, Dominate, Area

I grew up loving TV so much. It was such an integral part of my youth, and I was completely an Emmy geek.
Jon Cryer

Youth, Loving, Tv

I try to save being angry for the really important moments - for special occasions.
Jon Cryer

Angry, Important, Special

I would always have been the geek who's your friend. I will never be the dark guy with a sensitive side, as much as I yearn to be.
Jon Cryer

Friend, Dark, Guy

I've always done whatever I felt like, even if it was really inadvisable.
Jon Cryer

Done, Whatever, Felt

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.
Jon Cryer

Love, Great, Stupid

Litigation solves everything.
Jon Cryer

Everything, Litigation, Solves

Mostly, I have to say as an actor, to find a character that's been rich enough for 10 seasons of shows... that's very rare.
Jon Cryer

Character, Find, Enough

Nobody in show business can possibly get away with making fun of their boss.
Jon Cryer

Business, Fun, Away

Nothing makes logical sense in this industry.
Jon Cryer

Nothing, Sense, Makes

On the stage you develop a character that's different from yourself. In a film they're always saying, 'Walk over here. Say this line. Be you.'
Jon Cryer

Yourself, Character, Saying

Sarcasm is lost in print.
Jon Cryer

Lost, Sarcasm, Print

You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be picked up, you'll lose your mind. I learned that the hard way.
Jon Cryer

Work, Mind, Hard

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: April 16, 1965

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