Johnny Vegas Quotes

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Johnny Vegas

Funny, Love, Another

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
Johnny Vegas

Birthday, School, Sex

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.
Johnny Vegas

Nice, Feeling, Enjoy

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.
Johnny Vegas

Serious, Drama, Paranoia

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.
Johnny Vegas

Give, Days, Emotion

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.
Johnny Vegas

Care, Children, Confidence

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.
Johnny Vegas

Enough, Big, Stage

Class still matters in Britain today.
Johnny Vegas

Today, Matters, Class

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
Johnny Vegas

Funny, Someone, Find

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.
Johnny Vegas

Good, Spiritual, Thought

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!
Johnny Vegas

Become, Priest, Electric

Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.
Johnny Vegas

Life, Said, Solid

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.
Johnny Vegas

Family, Big, Rest

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.
Johnny Vegas

Avoid, Trips, Organised

I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.
Johnny Vegas

Old, Again, Idea

I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up.
Johnny Vegas

Amount, Massive

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.
Johnny Vegas

Hate, Lost, Whole

I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though.
Johnny Vegas

Give, Others, Though

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.
Johnny Vegas

Money, Wedding, Enough

I use very few muscles at the best of times.
Johnny Vegas

Best, Few, Times

I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.
Johnny Vegas

Happy, Someone, Used

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
Johnny Vegas

Positive, Acting, Getting

I've always been looking for other people's approval.
Johnny Vegas

Looking, Approval

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
Johnny Vegas

Rather, Makes, Bit

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.
Johnny Vegas

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Biography

Nationality: British

Born: September 11, 1971

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