Johnny Knoxville Quotes

I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.
Johnny Knoxville

Movies, Lose, Making

I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy.
Johnny Knoxville

Time, Happy, Someone

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
Johnny Knoxville

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.
Johnny Knoxville

Someone, Challenge, Consider

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.
Johnny Knoxville

Hurt, Parents, Wish

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.
Johnny Knoxville

Parents, After, Old

Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head.
Johnny Knoxville

Real, Control, Broken

People go to car races to watch the crashes.
Johnny Knoxville

Car, Watch, Races

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.
Johnny Knoxville

End, Fight, Long

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.
Johnny Knoxville

Great, God, Him

The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.
Johnny Knoxville

We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.
Johnny Knoxville

Hate, Laugh, Trying

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
Johnny Knoxville

Down, Girlfriend, Pregnant

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love.
Johnny Knoxville

Love, Women, Fight

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
Johnny Knoxville

Good, Light, Tell

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?
Johnny Knoxville

Short, Feet, Five

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: March 11, 1971

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