I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
John Waters

I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it.
John Waters

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy.
John Waters

I'm thrilled to have a completely new audience that I can get from Court TV, without it being my own trial. That was the only other way I would have gotten it.
John Waters

Isn't that the most perverse thing you've ever heard?
John Waters

Without obsession, life is nothing.
John Waters