John Mayer Quotes

Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been.
John Mayer

Deep, Done, Same

Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.
John Mayer

Good, Heart, Done

Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing.
John Mayer

Life, Few, Looking

You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.
John Mayer

Life, Good, Bad

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
John Mayer

School, End, High

People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.
John Mayer

Time, Mind, Heart

My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'
John Mayer

Dreams, Fear, Girl

Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?
John Mayer

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.
John Mayer

Wish, Sometimes, Weather

I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.
John Mayer

Someone, Addiction, Sober

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.
John Mayer

Age, Happiness, Happy

Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way.
John Mayer

Everybody, Stranger, Danger

I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I was from 100 to 500 seats.
John Mayer

Playing, Surprised, Seats

I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get out. That's a blessing, because I never had to lay on my bed staring up at the ceiling going, 'What am I going to do with my life?'
John Mayer

Life, School, Through

I have these accidents, these mistakes, these self-inflicted wounds, and then I tear my head to shreds about it for days.
John Mayer

Mistakes, Days, Head

I've never done anything because I thought it would look cool.
John Mayer

Cool, Done, Thought

Maybe someday you can accuse somebody of being a poseur by selling out and playing blues music, but that's just not going to happen in my lifetime.
John Mayer

Music, Happen, Playing

Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day.
John Mayer

Life, Long, Sometimes

Trying to impress my mother with words was one of my favourite pursuits.
John Mayer

Mother, Words, Trying

Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.
John Mayer

Failure, Become, Guitarist

I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.
John Mayer

Two, Domestic, Trucks

I've learned to appreciate everything that has been given to me.
John Mayer

Learned, Appreciate

It's so interesting how success hits people and how they react to it.
John Mayer

Success, React, Hits

There's a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical.
John Mayer

Music, Nature, Soul

They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side.
John Mayer

Stay, Side, Lines

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: October 16, 1977

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