Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.
Joel Madden

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!
Joel Madden

I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school.
Joel Madden

I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.
Joel Madden

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden

I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, and make music and whatever.
Joel Madden

I think the terrorists are just idiots.
Joel Madden

I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again.
Joel Madden

I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.
Joel Madden

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was.
Joel Madden


I've flown across America, I've scaled fences, I've stood under windows and gone out of my way hundreds of times. I'm a hopeless romantic. There's no hope for me.
Joel Madden

Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band.
Joel Madden

It's very cliched to go, 'You're not punk.' We don't care if we are, and we don't care if we aren't.
Joel Madden

Just stay true to yourself and true to wut you believe.
Joel Madden

Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be.
Joel Madden

My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.
Joel Madden

People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy.
Joel Madden

So I wanna see all of you making out during this song.
Joel Madden

Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that.
Joel Madden

The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.
Joel Madden