Joe Rogan Quotes

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
Joe Rogan

Work, Used, Guys

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
Joe Rogan

Sex, Talk, Meet

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
Joe Rogan

Funny, Thought, Write

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.
Joe Rogan

Great, Minds, Generation

I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
Joe Rogan

Afraid, Everyone, Heights

I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.
Joe Rogan

Working, Since, Started

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
Joe Rogan

Life, Time, Game

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.
Joe Rogan

Time, Someone, Film

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.
Joe Rogan

Time, Hurt, Career

People for the most part can smell lies.
Joe Rogan

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
Joe Rogan

Willing, Minutes

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
Joe Rogan

Funny, Mind, Person

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.
Joe Rogan

Great, Thoughts, Dark

The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
Joe Rogan

Hate, Nothing, Person

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
Joe Rogan

Funny, Time, Trying

The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.
Joe Rogan

Hard, Down, Around

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.
Joe Rogan

Great, Worry, Comedy

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.
Joe Rogan

Someone, Him, Enjoy

When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago.
Joe Rogan

Career, Try, Whole

You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.
Joe Rogan

Around, Getting, Culture

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
Joe Rogan

Sports, Few, Body

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Nationality: American

Born: August 11, 1967

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