Joe Rogan Quotes

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Joe Rogan

Funny, Time, Good

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
Joe Rogan

Dating, Crazy, Lie

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
Joe Rogan

Time, Alone, Acting

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
Joe Rogan

Marriage, Bad, Around

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
Joe Rogan

Greatest, Why, Around

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
Joe Rogan

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
Joe Rogan

Good, Try, Path

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
Joe Rogan

Funny, Someone, Guy

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.
Joe Rogan

Best, Friends, Treat

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.
Joe Rogan

Reality, Ridiculous, Theater

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
Joe Rogan

Human, Done, After

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
Joe Rogan

Living, Tough, Whole

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
Joe Rogan

Successful, Game, Else

But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.
Joe Rogan

Hard, Comedy, Open

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.
Joe Rogan

Art, Comedy, Content

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
Joe Rogan

Great, Hurt, Career

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
Joe Rogan

Someone, Talking, Worst

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.
Joe Rogan

Time, Spare, Commentary

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
Joe Rogan

Care, Gay, Nothing

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.
Joe Rogan

Work, Time, Money

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
Joe Rogan

Famous, Before, Sense

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
Joe Rogan

Funny, Movies, Laugh

I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
Joe Rogan

Sports, Become, Wildest

I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh.
Joe Rogan

Laugh, Act, Compromise

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
Joe Rogan

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: August 11, 1967

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