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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Joe E. Lewis Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Steven Wright Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Jack Benny Rodney Dangerfield Bob Hope |
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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
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Joe E. Lewis We can afford almost any mistake once. Joe E. Lewis Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty. Joe E. Lewis You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough. Joe E. Lewis You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. Joe E. Lewis |
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