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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
Joe E. Lewis

We can afford almost any mistake once.
Joe E. Lewis

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.
Joe E. Lewis

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
Joe E. Lewis

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
Joe E. Lewis

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Type: Comedian
Nationality: American

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