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Jimmy Durante Quotes
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Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
February 10, 1893
Date of Death:
January 29, 1980
Nationality:
American
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Jimmy Durante

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Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
Jimmy Durante

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
Jimmy Durante

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Jimmy Durante

I hate music, especially when it's played.
Jimmy Durante

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
Jimmy Durante

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
Jimmy Durante

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
Jimmy Durante



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