Jimmy Durante Quotes

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
Jimmy Durante

Down, Again, Meet

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante

Funny, Wife, Her

If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.
Jimmy Durante

Care, Old, Known

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Jimmy Durante

Nice, Down, Meet

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
Jimmy Durante

Once, Animal, Skinned

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
Jimmy Durante

Alone, Why, Hell

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
Jimmy Durante

Politics, Radio, Developing

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
Jimmy Durante

Nice, Down, Meet

I hate music, especially when it's played.
Jimmy Durante

Music, Hate, Played

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: February 10, 1893

Died: January 29, 1980

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