Jenny Eclair Quotes

I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.
Jenny Eclair

Lie, Down, Times

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.
Jenny Eclair

Yourself, Before, Smoking

Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.
Jenny Eclair

Family, Definitely, Disposable

I am best viewed from a distance.
Jenny Eclair

Best, Distance, Viewed

Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.
Jenny Eclair

Problem, Off, High

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
Jenny Eclair

Good, Laughter, Makes

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.
Jenny Eclair

Hair, Dead, Anyone

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.
Jenny Eclair

Woman, Talk, Dying

I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.
Jenny Eclair

Respect, Quite, Admire

I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.
Jenny Eclair

Best, Night, Distance

I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.
Jenny Eclair

Women, Different, Comedy

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.
Jenny Eclair

Off, Situation, Glasses

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
Jenny Eclair

Sure, Eat, Content

I can't sing.
Jenny Eclair

I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.
Jenny Eclair

Reality, Stand, Tv

I can't tan naturally.
Jenny Eclair

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.
Jenny Eclair

Marriage, Vulgar, Displays

I don't think I'm successful.
Jenny Eclair

I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.
Jenny Eclair

Career, Write, Adore

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic.
Jenny Eclair

Attention, Plan, Comic

I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
Jenny Eclair

God, Heart, Comedy

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.
Jenny Eclair

Love, Age, Feeling

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.
Jenny Eclair

Far, Might, Desperate

I only socialise with people that I have a lot in common with.
Jenny Eclair

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.
Jenny Eclair

Good, Moderation, Lows

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Born: March 16, 1960

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