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Jane Wagner Quotes
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Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
February 2, 1935
Nationality:
American
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A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
Jane Wagner

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Jane Wagner

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
Jane Wagner

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Jane Wagner

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Jane Wagner

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
Jane Wagner

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
Jane Wagner



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