Jane Wagner Quotes

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
Jane Wagner

Funny, God, Talk

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Jane Wagner

Yourself, Important, May

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
Jane Wagner

Thought, Living, Moment

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Jane Wagner

Deep, Language, Complain

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner

Life, Wanted, Somebody

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Jane Wagner

Delusions, Grandeur

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
Jane Wagner

Life, Before, Whole

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
Jane Wagner

Life, Whole, Knowing

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Nationality: American

Born: February 2, 1935

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