Awards shows are my greatest inducement to get back into shape.
Jane Kaczmarek

Croquet is tough. People play for months because the rules are so bizarre. Those crazy English.
Jane Kaczmarek

For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.
Jane Kaczmarek

I grew up playing in an alley on the south side of Milwaukee.
Jane Kaczmarek

I think it's a pretty good day if I can get through it without lifting a finger.
Jane Kaczmarek

One of the greatest joys of tennis is having a nice volley and not really keeping score, not really looking at the lines, but just catching up with each other.
Jane Kaczmarek

Tennis lets you talk while you're playing.
Jane Kaczmarek

We did talk about cheese on our first date.
Jane Kaczmarek

Well, I love having kids. But I have the advantage of having a lot of help, a real hands-on husband and small children whom I can easily manipulate.
Jane Kaczmarek

When I think of all the years in my 30s when I starved myself... but when I got the role of Lois, I stopped thinking about my looks and was just myself.
Jane Kaczmarek