A child's hope is that your father comes riding in on that white stallion and saves them. You can't make somebody love you the way you want them to love you, it's not a Leave it to Beaver type world. This isn't television. Life's a lot more cruel than that.
Jake Roberts

Every moment is an experience.
Jake Roberts

I did it the stupid way, through trial and error.
Jake Roberts

I went to visit my father to tell him that I was going to go to college and become an architect - that was my dream. I was like, yeah I graduated from school, but it's not like you showed up for that. But all he was worried about is whether or not I wanted money from him.
Jake Roberts

It's the sad thing about entertainment, it's not always about who is the best.
Jake Roberts

Jake Roberts has a hard enough time being Jake Roberts. The truth is a brutal thing, I just hope that the kids take the time to learn about each of the wrestlers in the game, and if the kids can learn from our mistakes, that would make me a happy man.
Jake Roberts

Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
Jake Roberts

The snake will always bite back.
Jake Roberts

You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.
Jake Roberts