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Jackie Mason Quotes
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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: June 9, 1931 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Jackie Mason Related Authors: Steven Wright Josh Billings Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg James Thurber Rodney Dangerfield George Carlin |
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. Jackie Mason If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. Jackie Mason It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. Jackie Mason It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. Jackie Mason |
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