There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
Jack Nicholson

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.
Jack Nicholson

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
Jack Nicholson

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger.
Jack Nicholson

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue most of my life.
Jack Nicholson

What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.
Jack Nicholson

When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is more interesting, I usually start thinking about Spencer Tracy and Fred Astaire. They seem to be the most clear actors when working with women.
Jack Nicholson

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.
Jack Nicholson

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
Jack Nicholson