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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: February 14, 1894 Date of Death: December 26, 1974 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Jack Benny Related Authors: Steven Wright Josh Billings Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg James Thurber Rodney Dangerfield George Carlin |
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny Gags die, humor doesn't. Jack Benny Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Jack Benny Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air. Jack Benny Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. Jack Benny I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. Jack Benny I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. Jack Benny If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Jack Benny It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause. Jack Benny Modesty is my best quality. Jack Benny My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny |
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