Howard Stern Quotes

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
Howard Stern

Someone, Night, Gone

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
Howard Stern

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
Howard Stern

Choice, Times, Sure

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.
Howard Stern

Mean, Find, Question

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
Howard Stern

Busy, Started, Sound

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
Howard Stern

What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!
Howard Stern

Family, Crazy, Put

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
Howard Stern

Work, Audience, Hours

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
Howard Stern

Funny, Good, Dead

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.
Howard Stern

Fire, Career, Vicious

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Entertainer

Born: January 12, 1954

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