All men have an instinct for conflict: at least, all healthy men.
Hilaire Belloc

An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight.
Hilaire Belloc

Any subject can be made interesting, and therefore any subject can be made boring.
Hilaire Belloc

Be content to remember that those who can make omelettes properly can do nothing else.
Hilaire Belloc

Child! Do not throw this book about; refrain from the unholy pleasure of cutting all the pictures out.
Hilaire Belloc

Every major question in history is a religious question. It has more effect in molding life than nationalism or a common language.
Hilaire Belloc

From quiet homes and first beginning, out to the undiscovered ends, there's nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends.
Hilaire Belloc

I am writing a book about the Crusades so dull that I can scarcely write it.
Hilaire Belloc

I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.
Hilaire Belloc

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
Hilaire Belloc


Is there no Latin word for Tea? Upon my soul, if I had known that I would have let the vulgar stuff alone.
Hilaire Belloc

It is sometimes necessary to lie damnably in the interests of the nation.
Hilaire Belloc

It is the best of all trades, to make songs, and the second best to sing them.
Hilaire Belloc

Just as there is nothing between the admirable omelet and the intolerable, so with autobiography.
Hilaire Belloc

Loss and possession, death and life are one, There falls no shadow where there shines no sun.
Hilaire Belloc

Money gives me pleasure all the time.
Hilaire Belloc

Of all fatiguing, futile, empty trades, the worst, I suppose, is writing about writing.
Hilaire Belloc

Oh, my friends, be warned by me, That breakfast, dinner, lunch and tea, Are all human frame requires.
Hilaire Belloc

Statistics are the triumph of the quantitative method, and the quantitative method is the victory of sterility and death.
Hilaire Belloc

The grace of God is courtesy.
Hilaire Belloc