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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: March 16, 1906 Date of Death: February 24, 1998 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Henny Youngman Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Steven Wright Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Jack Benny Rodney Dangerfield Bob Hope |
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
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Henny Youngman While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Henny Youngman Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to. Henny Youngman Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering. Henny Youngman You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. Henny Youngman You have a nice personality, but not for a human being. Henny Youngman You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready. Henny Youngman You look like a talent scout for a cemetery. Henny Youngman |
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