One man's folly is another man's wife.
Helen Rowland

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
Helen Rowland

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Helen Rowland

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Helen Rowland

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Helen Rowland

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
Helen Rowland

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
Helen Rowland

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
Helen Rowland

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
Helen Rowland

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
Helen Rowland

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.
Helen Rowland

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Helen Rowland

Variety is the spice of love.
Helen Rowland

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Helen Rowland

What a man calls his "conscience" is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
Helen Rowland

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Helen Rowland

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
Helen Rowland

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
Helen Rowland

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Helen Rowland

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland