Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
Helen Rowland

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
Helen Rowland

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Helen Rowland

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America."
Helen Rowland

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
Helen Rowland

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
Helen Rowland

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
Helen Rowland

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.
Helen Rowland

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
Helen Rowland

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Helen Rowland

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Helen Rowland

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
Helen Rowland

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Helen Rowland

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Helen Rowland

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Helen Rowland

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Helen Rowland

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Helen Rowland

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Helen Rowland

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
Helen Rowland

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Helen Rowland