A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.
Harold Coffin

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.
Harold Coffin

Corporations cannot commit treason, or be outlawed or excommunicated, for they have no souls.
Harold Coffin

Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.
Harold Coffin

In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything.
Harold Coffin

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Harold Coffin

One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment.
Harold Coffin

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
Harold Coffin

The only thing worse than an active conscience is one that's retroactive.
Harold Coffin

When the product is right, you don't have to be a great marketer.
Harold Coffin