Hal Sparks Quotes

If I have anything, it's tenacity.
Hal Sparks

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.
Hal Sparks

Live, Study, Style

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.
Hal Sparks

Time, Money, Waste

It's better to waste money, than it is to waste time. You can always get more money.
Hal Sparks

Time, Money, Waste

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.
Hal Sparks

Enjoy, Show, Actually

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.
Hal Sparks

Love, Dreams, Rock

Other kids would sneak out of the house to go to parties and do untoward things. I was sneaking out to do standup downtown. It paid off.
Hal Sparks

Kids, Off, House

People only have guilty pleasures when they crowbar pleasure down their throat all the time and then they reach for the brownies. Then you should feel guilty because you're killing your body and that's something to be guilty about.
Hal Sparks

Time, Down, Guilty

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process.
Hal Sparks

Change, Political, Social

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up.
Hal Sparks

Change, Forward, Political

Someone needs to remind American CEOs that if you can't run a company that is innovative, financially sound and doesn't poison the rest of us, You can't run a company.
Hal Sparks

Someone, American, Rest

The important thing is having genuine regard for your audience.
Hal Sparks

Important, Audience, Genuine

The name 'Charmageddon' actually comes from a social technique that I use. Which is, you know, literally obliterating people with charm so that you can get away with saying stuff that no one else could ever get away with, you know?
Hal Sparks

Saying, Away, Else

The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emoticon people - tend to leave all of the happiness out of life like it just doesn't exist.
Hal Sparks

Life, Happiness, Often

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing. Unlike being in a band or a play or something, I don't have to rely on anyone else but me.
Hal Sparks

Play, Else, Anyone

Tori Amos had a major influence on how I craft words in a song.
Hal Sparks

Words, Song, Influence

Tori Amos had a major influence on how I craft words in a song. Until I heard 'Little Earthquakes' all my lyrics used really obvious analogies like rain for tears.
Hal Sparks

Rain, Words, Song

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.
Hal Sparks

Truth, Pet, Become

Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention.
Hal Sparks

Different, Find, Attention

You'd think after 8 years of things called 'The Patriot Act' and 'No Child Left Behind' they would know that we have figured out the 'Call it what it ain't' PR ploy by now, but... um... no.
Hal Sparks

After, Child, Act

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: September 25, 1969

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