God is love, but get it in writing.
Gypsy Rose Lee

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club.
Gypsy Rose Lee

I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little lower.
Gypsy Rose Lee

I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.
Gypsy Rose Lee

I wrote it three times - with a Thesaurus.
Gypsy Rose Lee

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly.
Gypsy Rose Lee

Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.
Gypsy Rose Lee

She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
Gypsy Rose Lee

This is my present, you know. My present from Mother.
Gypsy Rose Lee