Graham Norton Quotes

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.
Graham Norton

Worth, Times, Ten

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.
Graham Norton

Why, Cynical, Guess

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.
Graham Norton

Love, Home, Live

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly.
Graham Norton

Life, Nothing, Before

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.
Graham Norton

Beautiful, Hot, Female

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.
Graham Norton

Love, Bad, Person

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'
Graham Norton

Men, Society, Gay

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.
Graham Norton

Place, Weird, Twisted

Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!
Graham Norton

Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.
Graham Norton

Life, Moving, State

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.
Graham Norton

Rather, Unhappy, Miserable

I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it.
Graham Norton

Men, Gay, Denial

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.
Graham Norton

I am very quick to judge.
Graham Norton

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.
Graham Norton

Heart, Alive, Singing

I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes.
Graham Norton

Pleasure, Shopping, Clothes

I don't think anyone wants to be gay.
Graham Norton

Gay, Anyone, Wants

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.
Graham Norton

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.
Graham Norton

Nice, Try, Cheerful

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.
Graham Norton

Nothing, Unhappy, Childhood

I loved Lucille Ball growing up.
Graham Norton

Loved, Growing, Ball

I spent a long time working in restaurants and making no money. It was very character-building, but I think it could have been built in a shorter time.
Graham Norton

Time, Money, Long

I think the word is adult!
Graham Norton

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy.
Graham Norton

Live, Wanted, Off

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.
Graham Norton

London, Middle, Sell

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Biography

Nationality: Irish

Type: Celebrity

Born: April 4, 1963

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