Don't get too close, it hurts.
Graham Kennedy

I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens, be anyone but yourself. Don't act anyone else-that would be fatal.
Graham Kennedy

I never, absolutely never, keep people waiting.
Graham Kennedy

I terminated the interview when I didn't know what he was talking about and went upstairs to lunch.
Graham Kennedy

I'd rather you didn't talk, but it's up to you.
Graham Kennedy

Many people think I'm a television personality. I never have been! Just someone who acts it.
Graham Kennedy

There are no limits, love, there are no limits.
Graham Kennedy

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.
Graham Kennedy

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
Graham Kennedy

You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry.
Graham Kennedy