George S. Kaufman Quotes

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
George S. Kaufman

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
George S. Kaufman

Dead, Dramatic, Author

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
George S. Kaufman

I understand your new play is full of single entendres.
George S. Kaufman

Single, Understand, Play

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
George S. Kaufman

Off, Office, Lunch

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
George S. Kaufman

Night, Saturday, Closes

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
George S. Kaufman

Home, Doctor, Studying

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
George S. Kaufman

Woman, Her, She

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
George S. Kaufman

Born, Dollars, Owed

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Dramatist

Born: November 16, 1889

Died: June 2, 1961

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