Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
George Jean Nathan

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
George Jean Nathan

No man thinks clearly when his fists are clenched.
George Jean Nathan

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
George Jean Nathan

Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
George Jean Nathan

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.
George Jean Nathan

The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.
George Jean Nathan

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
George Jean Nathan

To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination.
George Jean Nathan

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
George Jean Nathan

Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.
George Jean Nathan

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
George Jean Nathan