After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.
George Clooney

America can't beat anyone anymore.
George Clooney

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.
George Clooney

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him.
George Clooney

I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it.
George Clooney

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.
George Clooney

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?'
George Clooney

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of figuring out how to make it work, I looked for a way to get out of it. The truth is, you shouldn't be married if your that kind of person.
George Clooney

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.
George Clooney

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.
George Clooney

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.
George Clooney

I'm really white trash.
George Clooney

I'm the flavor of the month.
George Clooney

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.'
George Clooney

The only failure is not to try.
George Clooney

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.
George Clooney

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried the franchise. But the truth is, it was a big project. I was pretty intimidated in that world. I did the best I could in the situation I was given.
George Clooney

We're picking on people we can beat.
George Clooney

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And that's the danger, you inhale. Everyone will tell you you're a genius, which you are not, and if you understand that, you win.
George Clooney