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Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
George Carlin
Become
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Far
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
George Carlin
Good
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Trying
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Put
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
George Carlin
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Nationality:
American
Type:
Comedian
Born:
May 12
, 1937
Died:
June 22
, 2008
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