Gary Larson Quotes

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
Gary Larson

Life, Happiness, Depression

You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It's like that.
Gary Larson

Snow, Brain, Give

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
Gary Larson

Time, Money, Great

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.
Gary Larson

Quality, Internally, Paying

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.
Gary Larson

School, Career, Around

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
Gary Larson

Career, Looking, Cow

I just get silly inside my head and I start to think about something and in my head I start twisting it around, contorting it and envisioning it in different ways.
Gary Larson

Different, Around, Start

Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.
Gary Larson

Good, Almost, Later

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'
Gary Larson

Small, Here, Again

I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.
Gary Larson

Find, Actually, Jazz

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.
Gary Larson

Music, Musicians, Stores

The message is not so much that the worms will inherit the Earth, but that all things play a role in nature, even the lowly worm.
Gary Larson

Nature, Play, Earth

You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.
Gary Larson

Before, Leave, Actually

A long time ago, I became aware that many of us have a tendency to lump nature into simplistic categories, such as what we consider beautiful or ugly, important or unimportant. As human a thing as that is to do, I think it often leads us to misunderstand the respective roles of life forms and their interconnectedness.
Gary Larson

Life, Nature, Time

Humans have changed ecosystems more rapidly and extensively than in any comparable period of time in human history, largely to meet rapidly growing demands for food, fresh water, timber, fiber and fuel. This has resulted in a substantial and largely irreversible loss in the diversity of life on Earth.
Gary Larson

Life, Time, History

I keep thinking someone's gonna show up and say, 'There's been a big mistake. The guy next door is supposed to be drawing the cartoon. Here's your shovel.'
Gary Larson

Someone, Thinking, Big

I think one thing that's important to maintain is a sense of fear, always doubting yourself... a good dose of insecurity helps your work in some ways.
Gary Larson

Work, Good, Fear

My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it. But I have some other interests, especially in music, and I will probably take the opportunity to delve into those things more deeply.
Gary Larson

Music, Experience, Future

People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folks. You laugh or you don't.' Gee, I sound shallow. But I don't react to current events or other stimuli. I don't read or watch TV to get ideas. My work is basically sitting down at the drawing table and getting silly.
Gary Larson

Work, Deep, Laugh

The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know that that couldn't be sustained indefinitely. That's why I pulled the plug on that one after the '02 edition. Kind of a preemptive strike.
Gary Larson

Daily, Black, Why

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Cartoonist

Born: August 14, 1950

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