The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.
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The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
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The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.
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When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.
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You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
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