A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.
Franklin P. Jones

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
Franklin P. Jones

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
Franklin P. Jones

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
Franklin P. Jones

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
Franklin P. Jones

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
Franklin P. Jones

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
Franklin P. Jones

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Franklin P. Jones

Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Franklin P. Jones

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
Franklin P. Jones

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
Franklin P. Jones

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
Franklin P. Jones

Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Franklin P. Jones

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.
Franklin P. Jones

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
Franklin P. Jones

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
Franklin P. Jones

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.
Franklin P. Jones

Originality is the art of concealing your source.
Franklin P. Jones

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Franklin P. Jones

Sex is a two-way treat.
Franklin P. Jones